I am a list of things. Contradictions. Idiosyncrasies. I am in love. I am in lust. I can't locate my pants. I crave teriyaki beef jerky. Fuck you, I'm an anteater. I eat aunts. I prefer to go without wearing pants. Life isn't like any box of chocolates I've ever eaten. None of the chocolates are full of drama. I love you. But I don't. Wontons are bloody awesome.